Thou shalt not walk away from your crochet
mid-row for it is slovenly.
o
Thou shalt store thy
work-in-progress up high and away from thy children's sticky, snotty fingers.
o
Thou shalt actively and
lasciviously covet thy neighbour's yarn.
o
Thou shalt have many ways
to justify thy stash.
o
Thou shalt never have
enough hooks.
o
Thou shalt never
knowingly walk past a yarn shop.
o
Thou shalt abandon a
granny square bedspread
because it is getting on thy tits and is boring thee.
o
Thou shalt demand to
watch a TV programme,
then repeatedly ask
'What's happening?' as thy can't look up.
o
Thou shalt learn to love
blocking. EVEN IF IT KILLS THEE.
o
Thou shalt not take thy
Lord's name in vain unless you have made a mistake at the beginning of the
foundation chain that is 300 stitches long and you only noticed it on near
completion of the 2nd row. Then thou may not only use thy Lord's name,
but also medieval words, words with asterixes in them and words that are made
up to describe Apprentice contestants ( eg cock womble).
Here endeth the lesson.
Luv Egg on Stick x
Very clever, I hurt myself keeping the laugh in, because everyone else is still asleep. Hope you don't mind but I adapted it for scrapbooking to share with my scrappy friends. Credited to you.
ReplyDeleteKnock yourself out- scrapbookers need to keep laughing in the face of all those teeny weeny bits of paper! Have fun x
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